Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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