CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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