bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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