I feel great
I just peed on a car
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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