I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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