It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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