Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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