Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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