Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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