Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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