it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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