Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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