I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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