I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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