I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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