y did u give ur computer a hand job?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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