idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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