I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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