it's too hot outside to masturbate.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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