I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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