We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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