it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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