You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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