...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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