Me too!
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
The power of my boobs compel you
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Randomize
