what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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