So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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