Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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