ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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