why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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