He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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