Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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