census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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