is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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