Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
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