I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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