My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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