Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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