U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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