oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
