it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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