I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
