brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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