hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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