If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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