Heybabeimwearingurpanties
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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