no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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