guys are not supposed to queef...right?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
My life is pants optional.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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