Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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