I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
The uberlube is also flammable
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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